Why did the nurse need a red pen at work? In case she needed to draw blood #jokes

What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce? A chicken sees a salad #jokes

What did the policeman say to his hungry stomach? “Freeze. You’re under a vest.” #jokes

A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and … cola.” “Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.” #jokes