What do you call a crypto developer who never gets tired? Ether-resistant.

What do you call a cryptocurrency that loves to dance? A Bit-Dancer.

Why did the cryptocurrency get a job as a baker? Because it wanted to make a lot of "bread."

Why did the cryptocurrency refuse to go to the party? It didn't want to be a "pump and dump."

Why did the crypto investor bring a ladder to the blockchain conference? To get high returns!