Elon turned Tesla into an enigma—a "hardware company with software projects," a riddle Wall Street can't easily solve. Yet, it serves as a chord underscoring the real score: Tesla's staggering cash reserves. If you listen carefully, the music suggests a play in four parts: Sit on a pile of cash, make a cryptic announcement, execute a stock buyback, and watch as Tesla profits in 2026. That is Musk's magnum opus, a crescendo that will echo through the financial corridors.